DATING TIPS FOR WOMEN

REMEMBER J SAND DOES NOT SPELL CHECK SO JUST UNDERSTAND WHERE IM COMING FROM!

WHERE ARE THE REAL WENTLEMAN???????

IF YOU ARE NOT SURE ABOUT YOUR BREATH POP IN A STICK OF GUM (TRIDENT TROPICAL TWIST PERFFERED) CATCHING A WHIFF OF SHIT CAN REALLY RUIN IT FOR YOU!

TALK ABOUT SOMETHING PLEASE DONT JUST LOOK STUPID!

MAKE SURE U DON'T SMELL LIKE OUTSIDE!!! SPRAY ON SOMETHING!!!!

DONT TAKE A CALL IF ITS NOT YOUR MOM OR (ONE OF YOUR KIDS) AND PLEASE DONT STAY ON THE PHONE LONGER THAN 5 MINS LAUGHING AND GOSSIPING!

PLEASE DONT SEND MORE THAN 3 TEXT MESSAGES! THIS IS A TURN OFF COMPLETELY! IT MAKES US WONDER "IS SHE TELLING SOMEONE IM UGLY?" "IS SHE GOING TO KICK IT WITH ANOTHER DUDE AFTER HER FREE MEAL?"

IF HE OPENS THE FIRST DOOR AND THAT AUTOMATICALLY PUTS YOU AT THE SECOND DOOR DON'T STAND BACK AS IF YOUR ARMS DON'T WORK! JUST OPEN IT! HES ESTABLISHED HIS GENTLEMAN JUICE BY OPENING THE FIRST ONE GROW UP YOUR ARMS WORK ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS!

DON'T STICK YOUR FORK IN MY PLATE IF I DON'T KNOW U LIKE THAT! (THIS IS A COMPLETE TURN OFF)

DON'T COMPLAIN TO THE WAITRESS ABOUT YOUR FOOD MORE THAN TWICE! OR HAVE AN ATTITUDE WITH THEM JUST BE PATIENT AND CHILL I KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO PEOPLES FOOD WHEN THEY GET MAD (YOUR MOST LIKELY NOT PAYING ANYWAY SHUT UP!)

IF THE MEAL IS OVER $50 AND HE PAYS OFFER THE DAMN TIP!!!! AT LEAST OFFER IT! LET HIM TELL U "I GOT IT DON'T WORRY" U HAVE RIGHTS NOW AND WE BOTH HAVE JOBS TRYING TO MAKE IT! IM NOT RICH! AT LEAST PUT $4 ON THE TIP!!! THE WAITER DID SERVE U ALSO HUH? I WILL BE THE MAN BUT I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW I HAVE A FRIEND WHO CAN HOLD HER OWN OR AT LEAST HAVE SENSE ENOUGH TO KNOW ITS HARD OUT HERE!!! (Note: if its under $25 don't trip $40 and up offer!)

IF IT'S THE 4TH DATE AND HE HAS PAID FOR ALL OF THEM WEATHER IT BE MOVIES, DINNER, ZOO, ETC.. WHY CANT YOU OFFER TO PAY FOR ONCE? I MEAN DAMN WAS IT NOT HIM WHO HAD YALL THE LAST "4" TIMES? BE WOMAN MAN BE A WOMAN!!!! WE NEED MORE WENTLEMAN!!!!!!!

DON'T ASK FOR A DAMN TO-GO BOX/DOGGY BAG FOR A CORNER OF FOOD!!! SIMPLY OFFER IT TO THE MAN (HE IS PAYING) OR EAT IT!!!! MOST LIKELY HE IS STILL HUNGRY AND WANTS IT ANYWAY!

DON'T ORDER ANY EXPENSIVE DRINKS OR WINE WITHOUT SAYING "IS IT OKAY FOR ME TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK" LEMONADES, COKES, TEAS, ETC ARE COOL TO JUST GET BUT THESE WINES AND DRANKS LEAVE A BROTHA UNSURE OF THE OUTCOME AND HIGHLY IN QUESTION OF YOUR CHARACTER! AND WHEN THE CHECK COMES HOW IS HE GONNA TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT? STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF EVERYTHING! THEN DON'T GET OUTRAGEOUS AND ORDER 2 OR THREE! MAYBE ONE OF THOSE BALLERS WONT TRIP BUT THERE ARE SOME REGULAR BROTHAS OUT HERE WHO STRUGGLE! CAN U IMAGINE GETTING A $60 CHECK THEN HAVING TO CALCULATE RENT AND BILLS IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD WHILE PUTTING ON A FRONT LIKE ITS NO PROBLEM?

WHEN THE CHECK COMES PLEASE SAVE YOUR "ITS HARD OUT HERE ON A SISTAH SPEECHES" I KNOW ITS HARD BABY I FEEL THE SAME WAY WHILE IM PULLING OUT THAT DAMN DEBIT CARD! BUT JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME PAY!

NOW LOOK IF YALL JUST DATING MOST LIKELY YOU ARENT THE ONLY DATE HE HAS BEEN ON IN THE LAST 3 WEEKS! JUST KEEP IN MIND YOU GUYS ARE NOT TOGETHER SO SINCE U SCREAM "INDEPENDENT WOMAN" DAILY ITS OKAY TO ACT LIKE ONE ON A DATE. NOW I WILL DO MY PART AS THE MAN BUT U HAVE TO DO YOURS ALSO!

THIS IS J SAND

PEACE!!!!!