America Is Falling: THE REAL TOOKIE WILLIAMS STORY (CLASSIC KOOKED ENT)

HOW MANY OF U REMEMBER THE TERMINATOR KILLED TOOKIE WILLIAMS?

WELL IT WAS A SAD DAY FOR ALL THE CRIPS HUDLEMS AND UPPER CLASS AMERICANS IN L.A. WELL IF YOU DONT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPEND I HAVE MY OWN VERSON OF IT

ONCE UPON A TIME

WE MUST NOT KILL IN THIS NATION! TOOKIE WILLIAMS HAS TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND. ITS JUST NOT RIGHT! HE TURNED NEGATIVE INTO POSITIVE! HE HAS BEEN VERY INFLUENTIAL IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY THROUGH BOOKS AND POETRY. HE DESEVERS TO LIVE! (CROWD: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

LETS SAY A PRAYER FOR OUR BROTHER! BECASE TODAY IS THE DAY THEY DECIDE IF THEY ARE GOING TO KILL HIM! FATHER HELP US PLEASE! PLEASE DONT LET THIS DEVIL KILL THIS GOOD MAN WHO HAS TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND. WE ALL SIN GOD WHO IS ANOTHER MAN TO BE ABLE TO DETERMINE IF ANOTHER DIES? LORD THAT IS YOUR JOB TO KILL. ALTHOGH TOOKIE HAS KILLED BEFORE, ITS NOT RIGHT FOR HIM TO DIE BECAUSE HE ASKED U FOR FORGIVENESS!

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE JAIL!

(THINKING) LORD PLEASE DONT LET THEM KILL ME! WHY COULDNT YOU BE A REGULAR NIGGA TOOKIE? YOU HAD TO GO FORM THE BIGGEST GANG IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. I WILL NEVER SEE A PUSSY AGAIN! I MIGHT AS WELL DIE! DID ANTWAN WASH MY CLOTHES? TWAN IS REALLY A GOOD BROTHA! (YOU ARE NOT A FAG TOOKIE) WELL ITS ABOUT THAT TIME. GOD....

TOOKIE! YOUR TIME IS UP NIGGA! GET UP! LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT IS OVER TOOKIE!

WHITE LADY: YOU KILLER U DESERVE TO DIE!!!!!

DAMN! THATS IT....

ANY LAST WORDS TOOKIE? ANY REQUEST?

TOOKIE: YES, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY YOU ALL WILL BE JUDGED ON KILLING ME SO BEFORE U DIE U SHOULD REPENT. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH JAMIE FOX AND FERAKHAN! AND A BBQ RIB PLATTER FROM EVERT N JONES!

TOOKIE EATS AND JAMIE AND FARAKHAN SHOW UP TO TAKE THE PICTURE...

TOOKIES LAST 2 PICTURES....

ALRIGHT YOU GOT YOUR BBQ YOU GOT YOU PICTURES! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE U SORRY EXCUSE FOR A MAN! U HAVE KILLED MILLIONS OF PEOPLE OFF YOUR NAME ALONE! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL! THE FACT THAT U TURNED YOUR LIFE AROUND DOESNT CHANGE WHAT U DID! GET IN HERE! ITS TIME FOR LETHAL INJECTION! (TOOKIE GOES IN)

I THOUGHT THIS WAS LETHAL INJECTION! U CROOKED MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!

AND JUST LIKE THAT TOOKIE DIED! HERE ARE A FEW REACTIONS FROM ACROSS THE COUNTRY AFTER HEARING THE NEWS TOOKIE WAS EXECUTED...

ASTALAVISTA BABY....

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE SAVE TOOKIE RALLY...

THEY KILLED HIM CUZ! THATS FUCKED UP! HERE IS HIS LAST PICTURE HE TOOK BEFORE HE DIED!

I GOT THIS BITCH ASS MUTHA FUCKA! IMMA KILL THIS FOOL! THE CRIPS HAVE CAME TO FAR!

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE...

NO MORE QUESTIONS! THE MAN IS DEAD AND THATS THAT! IM THE TERMINATOR!!!!! WHAT DID U EXPECT? I DID MY JOB! HE WAS TERMINATED!

(TERMINATOR LEAVES THE PRESS CONFERENCE WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SNOOP DRIVES UP)

WASSUP NEPHEW? LETS MEET ME AT THE CRIB... LETS GO SMOKE ONE MA NIZZLE! IM NOT MAD AT U CUZ!

SOUNDS GOOD. LET ME GO DROP THESE PAPERS OFF AND ILL MEET U THERE!

30 MINS LATER THEY BOTH ARRIVE AT THE HOUSE (INSIDE THE HOUSE)

YEAH I KNOW U MAD OH WELL CANT CRY OVER SPILLED MILK! SO WHAT IS IT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

SAY CUZ... THAT WAS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT U DID! U COULD HAVE JUST GAVE THE MAN LIFE! GOD DONT LIKE UGLY NEPHEW! PASS THE WEED MAN!

I HAD TO MAN! I MEAN IF I LET HIM LIVE I LOOSE NEARLY 50% OF MY VOTES, IM NOT IN SHOW BIS ANYMORE SNOOP. I GOTTA EAT MAN.

BUT STILL CUZ U SEE THAT MAN WAS SERIOUS ABOUT HIS CHANGE! HE TURNED HIS LIFE AROUND, WHAT IF GOD DID U THAT WAY? WHAT IF WHEN U DID BAD HE STOPPED BLESSING U? WHAT IF HE JUST GAVE UP ON U? KILLING IS NOT THE ANSWER?

HOLD UP SNOOP AINT U THE SAME ONE WHO SITS THERE AND RAPS ABOUT THE SHIT? "MURDER WAS THE CASE" SUICIDE? I HEAR YOUR RECORDS MAN! IM DID THE SAME SHIT U RAP ABOUT! I JUST DID IT THE LEGAL WAY. LOOK AT HOW MANY LIFES HE HAS RUINED! HE RUINED AMERICA! MAN IM HIGH AS A MUTHAFUCKA! MAN I THOUGHT U HAD BRAIDS! AM I TRIPPIN? WHATS HAPPENING TO ME? ARE U HIGH LIKE I AM?

FOOL HELL NAW U TRIPPIN! I DO HAVE BRAIDS!

IM NO FOOL! THAT AINT NO REGULAR WEED! WHAT HAVE U DONE TO ME? NOW U HAVE PIG TAILS! SOMETHINGS NOT RIGHT!

ARE U OKAY MAN?

SNOOPY.... WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME? NOW U HAVE A FUCKING HAT ON! (TERMINATOR FALLS ON THE GROUND)

NOW HES ON THE GROUND LOOKING UP AT SNOOP...

WHY DID U KILL TOOKIE ARNOLD? U SHOULDNT HAVE KILLED TOOKIE ARNOLD! WE LOVE TOOKIE ARNOLD! FUCK U ARNOLD!

SNOOP? HAVE U POISENED ME? I CANT BELEIVE THIS!

FOOL U THOUGHT U WAS GON GET AWAY WIT THAT WEAK ASS SHIT U DID? THAT WEED IS LACED WITH DOG JUICE! IM IMMUNE TO THE SHIT BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ITS FUCKIN YOU UP CUZ! IM OUT MA NIZZLE!